Friday, March 03, 2006

Brazilian Soldiers

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He
concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as President Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"